Monday, March 27, 2006
Seeing as I lost my pg rating, here is my smutty post. And Korpo music files will be heading to a computer near you soon, but be patient, it's a long process.
The Constitution of the International Association of Amateur and Profession Sexual Atheletics
This association has been formed to promote the sport of Sexual Atheletics throughout the world. This sport is not only entertaining, but also promotes liberty. The first step to tyranny is when someone tells you when you can and can not do with your own body. It is also ridiculous that you can pay money to see men and women beat each other to a pulp, but you can not pay money to see them fuck. This association will be the governing body of the sport, creating rules and regulations, enforcing disciplinary action, and holding yearly world championships as well. This constitution will serve as a guide for the association and may be changed as necessary.
1.
A number of national associations will be formed. This associations will pay yearly membership fees and in return they will have the right to send atheletes to national, international, and world championship events. To have a national association recognized, there is a one time fee of $5000 American dollars. After this, this is an annual fee of $500 American dollars. National associations may raise these funds any way they see fit. Failure to pay the annual membership fee will result in a year ban from all IAAPSA international events. National associations are also responsible for national championships, and co-operation with other associations to hold regional championships.
2.
There will be two forms of competitions, one for amateurs, and one for professional.
3.
A professional sexual athelete is defined by the IAAPSA as someone who has worked in adult film, as an erotic dancer/entertainer, or as a prostitute.
4.
An amateur is defined by the IAAPSA as someone who as never worked professionally in the sex industry.
5.
This association is a for-profit enterprise and is owned and operated by Leverton Entertainment Inc. Besides the money from membership fees, which will probably just barely cover operational costs, the association will also seek exclusive film and print distribution contracts with adult entertainment companies, and as well other related industries, such as condom companies, etc.
6.
Before any event atheletes will be tested for all known sexually transmitted diseases, if they fail these tests the will be banned from the competition, and depending on the nature of the sexually transmitted disease for all competitions for life. Atheletes will also be tested for sexual stimulants. Failure will result in being banned from taking part in the competition. Condoms must be worn during events which require penetration. Failure to meet this condition will result in the banning of the offending national association from all events for five years.
7.
The IAAPSA will hold a yearly world championship for amateurs and professionals. These championships will be held every year in Łódź, Poland. Atheletes representing their countries will compete in a number of events, which are outlines below. The atheletes will be judged on technical prowess as well as artistic merit. They will be judged by a panel of experts, whose indentities will remain secret, so as to ensure honesty in the sport. The judges will use two scales out of ten, one for technical prowess and the other for artistic merit. The athetete or atheletes who have the highest average win. Countries will be awarded points on the number and quality of medals their atheletes win. A gold medal is worth three points, a sliver two, and a bronze one point. The country with the most points in the professional division will win the Leverton Cup. The country with the most points in the Amateur division will win the Alexandra.
8.
Atheletes may use music, dance, costumes as they feel necessary. Orgasms are not required for females as this pretty objective and can be faked easily, but orgasms are required for males. However, a woman faking an orgasm will not recieve a technical foul. If it is unconvinced, the judges may punish her accordingly. A referee will oversee the atheletes to ensure that they do not make a technical foul. In this sport a technical foul is defined as sexual contact inappropriate for the event at hand. For example, if the event is female/male felation and the woman puts the man's penis between her breasts this is a technical foul as that is a separate event. The time limit for individual events is a minimum time of 15 minutes and a maxium time of 30 minutes, and for the long program a minimum time of 15 minutes and a maxium of 60 minutes. The lights may be dimmed for the putting on of condoms and the removal of condoms. There will also be two helpers, provided by the atheletes, who will provide the condoms, and after the intercourse, robes to cover the atheletes. Dialogue is encouraged, however it must be in English.
9.
These will be the events for the first world Championships. The solo events will be male masturbation unassisted, that is, without any props, female masturbation, unassisted, and male masturbation with a prop and female masturbation with a prop.
10.
The next category of events will be for pairs, which include a man and a woman. The events are felatio, cunilingis, hand job, breast fucking, anal sex, the missionary position, woman on top forward, where she is facing the man, woman on top reverse, where she is facing away from the man, doggie style, spooning, sixty-nine, face-to-face (sitting), fore-play (which excludes any sexual contact, but kissing is permitted), mutual masturbation unassisted, mutual masturbation assisted and finally, the long program. The long program must include foreplay, at least 3 elements from the events and conclude with post-coital cuddling.
11.
The next category of events will be for pairs, which include two women. The events are single cunnilingis (where one woman performs the act on another), double cunnilingis (where both women perform it on each other successively), foreplay, single cunnilingis with a dildo, double cunnilingis with a dildo, single cunnilingis with a vibrator, double cunnilingis with a vibrator, 69, penetration with a strap on dildo, penetration with a double ended dildo and the long program which has the same rules as above.
12.
The next category of events will be for pairs which include two men. The events are single felatio, double felatio, foreplay, 69, anal sex, hand job, double hand job and the long program.
13.
The next category will be for menage a trois which includes one male and two females. The events are felatio and cunnilingis (at the same time), double hand felatio (both women performing the act), breast fucking and cunnilingus, anal sex and cunnilingis, doggie style and cunnilingis, missionary and cunnilingis, double handed cunnilingis (male and female performing the act on a female), foreplay and the long program.
14.
The next category will be for menage a trois which includes two males and one female. The events are felatio (one woman performing the act on two men), cunnilingis and felatio, missionary and felatio, anal and felatio, woman on top and felatio, female anal and missionary, male anal and missionary, missionary and breast fucking, foreplay, and the long program.
15.
There will also be three age categories 18-25, which will be known as junior, 26-50 which will be known as intermediate, and over 50 which will be known as senior. All of the above mention events will have separate competitions for each of the age categories. There will also be a separate division for women and men over 200 pounds. In total there will be one hundred and sixty eight different events.
The Constitution of the International Association of Amateur and Profession Sexual Atheletics
This association has been formed to promote the sport of Sexual Atheletics throughout the world. This sport is not only entertaining, but also promotes liberty. The first step to tyranny is when someone tells you when you can and can not do with your own body. It is also ridiculous that you can pay money to see men and women beat each other to a pulp, but you can not pay money to see them fuck. This association will be the governing body of the sport, creating rules and regulations, enforcing disciplinary action, and holding yearly world championships as well. This constitution will serve as a guide for the association and may be changed as necessary.
1.
A number of national associations will be formed. This associations will pay yearly membership fees and in return they will have the right to send atheletes to national, international, and world championship events. To have a national association recognized, there is a one time fee of $5000 American dollars. After this, this is an annual fee of $500 American dollars. National associations may raise these funds any way they see fit. Failure to pay the annual membership fee will result in a year ban from all IAAPSA international events. National associations are also responsible for national championships, and co-operation with other associations to hold regional championships.
2.
There will be two forms of competitions, one for amateurs, and one for professional.
3.
A professional sexual athelete is defined by the IAAPSA as someone who has worked in adult film, as an erotic dancer/entertainer, or as a prostitute.
4.
An amateur is defined by the IAAPSA as someone who as never worked professionally in the sex industry.
5.
This association is a for-profit enterprise and is owned and operated by Leverton Entertainment Inc. Besides the money from membership fees, which will probably just barely cover operational costs, the association will also seek exclusive film and print distribution contracts with adult entertainment companies, and as well other related industries, such as condom companies, etc.
6.
Before any event atheletes will be tested for all known sexually transmitted diseases, if they fail these tests the will be banned from the competition, and depending on the nature of the sexually transmitted disease for all competitions for life. Atheletes will also be tested for sexual stimulants. Failure will result in being banned from taking part in the competition. Condoms must be worn during events which require penetration. Failure to meet this condition will result in the banning of the offending national association from all events for five years.
7.
The IAAPSA will hold a yearly world championship for amateurs and professionals. These championships will be held every year in Łódź, Poland. Atheletes representing their countries will compete in a number of events, which are outlines below. The atheletes will be judged on technical prowess as well as artistic merit. They will be judged by a panel of experts, whose indentities will remain secret, so as to ensure honesty in the sport. The judges will use two scales out of ten, one for technical prowess and the other for artistic merit. The athetete or atheletes who have the highest average win. Countries will be awarded points on the number and quality of medals their atheletes win. A gold medal is worth three points, a sliver two, and a bronze one point. The country with the most points in the professional division will win the Leverton Cup. The country with the most points in the Amateur division will win the Alexandra.
8.
Atheletes may use music, dance, costumes as they feel necessary. Orgasms are not required for females as this pretty objective and can be faked easily, but orgasms are required for males. However, a woman faking an orgasm will not recieve a technical foul. If it is unconvinced, the judges may punish her accordingly. A referee will oversee the atheletes to ensure that they do not make a technical foul. In this sport a technical foul is defined as sexual contact inappropriate for the event at hand. For example, if the event is female/male felation and the woman puts the man's penis between her breasts this is a technical foul as that is a separate event. The time limit for individual events is a minimum time of 15 minutes and a maxium time of 30 minutes, and for the long program a minimum time of 15 minutes and a maxium of 60 minutes. The lights may be dimmed for the putting on of condoms and the removal of condoms. There will also be two helpers, provided by the atheletes, who will provide the condoms, and after the intercourse, robes to cover the atheletes. Dialogue is encouraged, however it must be in English.
9.
These will be the events for the first world Championships. The solo events will be male masturbation unassisted, that is, without any props, female masturbation, unassisted, and male masturbation with a prop and female masturbation with a prop.
10.
The next category of events will be for pairs, which include a man and a woman. The events are felatio, cunilingis, hand job, breast fucking, anal sex, the missionary position, woman on top forward, where she is facing the man, woman on top reverse, where she is facing away from the man, doggie style, spooning, sixty-nine, face-to-face (sitting), fore-play (which excludes any sexual contact, but kissing is permitted), mutual masturbation unassisted, mutual masturbation assisted and finally, the long program. The long program must include foreplay, at least 3 elements from the events and conclude with post-coital cuddling.
11.
The next category of events will be for pairs, which include two women. The events are single cunnilingis (where one woman performs the act on another), double cunnilingis (where both women perform it on each other successively), foreplay, single cunnilingis with a dildo, double cunnilingis with a dildo, single cunnilingis with a vibrator, double cunnilingis with a vibrator, 69, penetration with a strap on dildo, penetration with a double ended dildo and the long program which has the same rules as above.
12.
The next category of events will be for pairs which include two men. The events are single felatio, double felatio, foreplay, 69, anal sex, hand job, double hand job and the long program.
13.
The next category will be for menage a trois which includes one male and two females. The events are felatio and cunnilingis (at the same time), double hand felatio (both women performing the act), breast fucking and cunnilingus, anal sex and cunnilingis, doggie style and cunnilingis, missionary and cunnilingis, double handed cunnilingis (male and female performing the act on a female), foreplay and the long program.
14.
The next category will be for menage a trois which includes two males and one female. The events are felatio (one woman performing the act on two men), cunnilingis and felatio, missionary and felatio, anal and felatio, woman on top and felatio, female anal and missionary, male anal and missionary, missionary and breast fucking, foreplay, and the long program.
15.
There will also be three age categories 18-25, which will be known as junior, 26-50 which will be known as intermediate, and over 50 which will be known as senior. All of the above mention events will have separate competitions for each of the age categories. There will also be a separate division for women and men over 200 pounds. In total there will be one hundred and sixty eight different events.
